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Sunday, February 20, 2011
Bad Turtles, Worse Girlfriend
Pokey is pretty upset with the turtles who live in the pond at SDSU. Sure, their caretaker had them on a purely carnivorous diet, but that's no reason to maul a human. We are even more upset with the girl who pushed him in. For the record girlie, it is never a good thing to say, "at least he died being eaten by something he loved."
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haha what a funny bit of writing. Almost thought it was real. lol
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LOL, the "turtle takedown" bit was classic... Most people don't realize this, but if you offend a turtle, they don't forget. It might be weeks, or even months later, but there will be a knock on your door...
ReplyDeleteAJ, do you really think turtles are that mean?! Maybe snapping turtles. I dunno. Never met one. We hold grudges (as Paul says) but we aren't cannibals. We're reptiles. :)
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