Sunday, February 20, 2011

Bad Turtles, Worse Girlfriend

Pokey is pretty upset with the turtles who live in the pond at SDSU. Sure, their caretaker had them on a purely carnivorous diet, but that's no reason to maul a human. We are even more upset with the girl who pushed him in. For the record girlie, it is never a good thing to say, "at least he died being eaten by something he loved."
Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7


  1. haha what a funny bit of writing. Almost thought it was real. lol

    Cheers A

  2. LOL, the "turtle takedown" bit was classic... Most people don't realize this, but if you offend a turtle, they don't forget. It might be weeks, or even months later, but there will be a knock on your door...

  3. “At least he died being eaten by what he loved,” Smith commented. great stuff .. i'll share my love sparingly now

  4. AJ, do you really think turtles are that mean?! Maybe snapping turtles. I dunno. Never met one. We hold grudges (as Paul says) but we aren't cannibals. We're reptiles. :)